BOUNTY PROGRAM

There are a lot of sports out there. There are a lot of rivalries in sports. There are a lot of scumbags doing shitty things playing in those sports. I don’t have time to keep up with all of them and I can’t pretend to give two shits about keeping up with some of them. Fuck off with your “Professional Angler” bullshit.

So I want you to do the work for me.

I'll take your million dollar idea and give you a $50 and a free t-shirt. While it's probably not enough to buy a some overpriced, sweatshop produced product from your favorite teams official store and barely enough to cover your cable bill that entices you to buy that garbage you’ll have enough to buy your bro's a beer while you tell them about how your genius fucking idea got make into a t-shirt. "Bro, checkout this website - that's my idea!" IT might even get you laid.

Think your idea is worth more than that?

Go start your own fucking company. Good fucking luck and by the way - FUCK YOU.